Waiter:        Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer:   Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:        Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:   No, I can't.
Waiter:        Then does it really matter?

Customer:   Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:        Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer:   Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:        That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer:   Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter:        So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer:   Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter:        I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer:   Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter:        Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing?

Waiter:        I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer:   Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

1st thief:     Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:    But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief:     Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

its okay! what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger! when the going gets tough, the tough gets going! 

Acceptance is not submission; it is acknowledgement of the facts of a situation.